She's a bloody trollop, isn't she?

I slept from Monday morning, around 3am, to about an hour ago with two bathroom breaks no longer than 5 minutes apiece. I am a sleep monster.

I believe I'll be withdrawing from Bio003 today, if that's still possible. Hopefully it is. Having gotten a 67 on the first test, missed 3 labs, and received lord knows how low a grade on the last test, I don't think it would be a smart move to continue my studies in Biology in Society. These are classes that freshmen take. I'm four years older than most freshmen, and being that I'll have to take another math or science next semester, I'll soon be five years older than most of the people in my class. At this pace I'll be an adult learner in no time. That is, of course, unless I belt a class out in 4 weeks Summer session style. Yes, that seems like a smart move. Good thinking, Shenoy. I just hope I'll be able to withdraw. Otherwise this cat's gotta lotta dick to suck!

I haven't finished the storyboards for my final project. They're due in about 40 minutes. Whatevs, them shits are fucking hard to do, honestly. And the ones that I have so far are pretty quality. So you can hope in one hand and shit in t'other and see whichun gets filled firstly. Whatever that means.

I think it's funny that I have two jobs and make less than $200 a week. Life is funny, but not ha ha funny.

Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form.

I love Dr. Carol St.Angelo. I love her, but I also want to make love with and within her. See, I went and got a withdrawal form and was heading off to my adviser's office to get that shit signed. Luckily I ran into my buddy Chris and told him my situation. It turns out he was in the very same situation with the very same professor. He finagled his way out of it by meeting with her and working it all out. I hadn't considered doing this because, though I've done it many times before, I don't enjoy asking professors to do things like that. But I took his advice and went and had a chat with the doc. She's so fucking awesome. She understood that this is only a stupid requirement and I just needed a D to get credit for it. Man alive, I've missed 4 labs, damn near failed the first test, probably failed the second, missed a month of classes, and am two weeks late in handing in a paper. And bless her heart, she told me how to make it so I get credit for the course. I could have hugged her, the sweetheart.

It's such a byootiful day. I want to times it by 365 and times that number by the rest of my life and live happily ever after. With Dr. St.Angelo. To think, once I'm done with this Bio course, I'm never going to have to deal with objective studies again. No more what's what. No more this is this and that is that. This means this and you can't do that. Fuck all that shit. Forever. I'll leave that to the scientists.

And now to do other things.