By the time you realize your identity has been stolen, it could be too late.

And so ends the week of overnights. I went in last night given the notion that I'd be leaving at 3am. Instead I stayed until 6:30. My face is goddamn hairy. I'm going to shave a mustache into it.

Only one notable thing happened last night. Matt, Mike, and I drove to 7-11 to get food and Matt got pulled over on the way back. He told the cop we were working at Best Buy and the cop let us go.

That's it. That's the whole thing. I'm going to shave and sleep and when I wake up, I'm going to drink to get drunk.