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Feb. 20th, 2007 02:22 amToday I'm fed up with people.
I'm absolutely fed up. I've had enough. There are a few days that I'll work at both Best Buy and Haagen Dazs in the same day. I'll open at Best Buy and then I'll close at Haagen Dazs. I try to keep these days few and far apart. But today and yesterday were consecutive days of both in a row in a row. In a fucking stupid row.
It's just too much when you hear the same shit over and over and over and over. And goddamn over. I can't relate this point because you don't know unless you really know. When, at Best Buy, you have the phone ringing and ringing and ringing and you pick it up and pick it up and each time you pick up that fucking phone, the person calling says to you, "Do you have the Wii?" And even though it's not their fault--why can't Nintendo just fucking make a bunch of fucking Wiis and son of a bitch send them out????--I and my coworkers have to bear the brunt of whatever marketing/technical scheme Nintendo is up to. But seriously! It was the same story with the XBOX360 last year. Just wait a fucking month or two and you can buy as many Wiis as your shit-eating children desire. Just stop calling! Stop asking! Wait! Goddamn WAIT have FUCKING PATIENCE STOP IT! Stop COMING TO BEST BUY and ASKING ME FOR "THE DEPARTED" THAT SHIT IS SOLD OUT YOU SHOULD HAVE COME WHEN WE HAD IT IN STOCK IT'S YOUR OWN STUPID FAULT. NO, WE DON'T HAVE PS3s EITHER FUCK YOU. WHY ARE YOU BUYING "THE MARINE"? WHY ARE YOU BUYING THE NEW BEYONCE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH BAD TASTE IN EVERYTHING? YOU'RE A DICKHEAD. WHY DO YOU COME IN WITH YOUR BONEHEAD BOYFRIEND, LOOKING ALL HOT AND ASK FOR DANE COOK? DANE COOK IS LESS FUNNY THAN A STARVING AFRICAN CHILD WHO HAS NOTHING TO EAT BUT AIDS.
And then I go to Haagen Dazs. Now. An ice cream store in the winter is like a salty water store in the ocean. And being that people in these parts are rich, they'll buy shit without reason, want, or need. People will say, "now why would they put a salty water store in the middle of the ocean?" and then they'll paddle right in and order some salty fucking water. And I'll guarantee that the people who swim into a salty water store in the middle of the ocean will say to the guy behind the counter, "BOY, YOU MUST NOT GET A LOT OF BUSINESS SELLING SALTY WATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS HERE OCEAN! YUCK FUCKING YUCK! I'LL TAKE SOME SALTY WATER PLEASE!"
If you're going to do the obvious, do the obvious. Don't involve words, just do. Your words are retarded. Don't mention you're doing the obvious because it's really not that interesting to anyone, especially the person who is helping you do that obvious, i.e. me selling ice cream when it's chillier outside than all the bitches what ever cause me heartache combined. Keep in mind, wherever you go, that you're an asshole. Hold close to your ego that whatever you say has been said countless times before, most likely in the very same day you say it.
It doesn't feel much better to get this off my chest. So here's what else: IMDB changed their layout, Idiocracy is hysterical and I recommend it to any and everyone, and I've been reading a lot of John Steinbeck and I love it all.
Otro de este hay nada.
I'm absolutely fed up. I've had enough. There are a few days that I'll work at both Best Buy and Haagen Dazs in the same day. I'll open at Best Buy and then I'll close at Haagen Dazs. I try to keep these days few and far apart. But today and yesterday were consecutive days of both in a row in a row. In a fucking stupid row.
It's just too much when you hear the same shit over and over and over and over. And goddamn over. I can't relate this point because you don't know unless you really know. When, at Best Buy, you have the phone ringing and ringing and ringing and you pick it up and pick it up and each time you pick up that fucking phone, the person calling says to you, "Do you have the Wii?" And even though it's not their fault--why can't Nintendo just fucking make a bunch of fucking Wiis and son of a bitch send them out????--I and my coworkers have to bear the brunt of whatever marketing/technical scheme Nintendo is up to. But seriously! It was the same story with the XBOX360 last year. Just wait a fucking month or two and you can buy as many Wiis as your shit-eating children desire. Just stop calling! Stop asking! Wait! Goddamn WAIT have FUCKING PATIENCE STOP IT! Stop COMING TO BEST BUY and ASKING ME FOR "THE DEPARTED" THAT SHIT IS SOLD OUT YOU SHOULD HAVE COME WHEN WE HAD IT IN STOCK IT'S YOUR OWN STUPID FAULT. NO, WE DON'T HAVE PS3s EITHER FUCK YOU. WHY ARE YOU BUYING "THE MARINE"? WHY ARE YOU BUYING THE NEW BEYONCE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH BAD TASTE IN EVERYTHING? YOU'RE A DICKHEAD. WHY DO YOU COME IN WITH YOUR BONEHEAD BOYFRIEND, LOOKING ALL HOT AND ASK FOR DANE COOK? DANE COOK IS LESS FUNNY THAN A STARVING AFRICAN CHILD WHO HAS NOTHING TO EAT BUT AIDS.
And then I go to Haagen Dazs. Now. An ice cream store in the winter is like a salty water store in the ocean. And being that people in these parts are rich, they'll buy shit without reason, want, or need. People will say, "now why would they put a salty water store in the middle of the ocean?" and then they'll paddle right in and order some salty fucking water. And I'll guarantee that the people who swim into a salty water store in the middle of the ocean will say to the guy behind the counter, "BOY, YOU MUST NOT GET A LOT OF BUSINESS SELLING SALTY WATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS HERE OCEAN! YUCK FUCKING YUCK! I'LL TAKE SOME SALTY WATER PLEASE!"
If you're going to do the obvious, do the obvious. Don't involve words, just do. Your words are retarded. Don't mention you're doing the obvious because it's really not that interesting to anyone, especially the person who is helping you do that obvious, i.e. me selling ice cream when it's chillier outside than all the bitches what ever cause me heartache combined. Keep in mind, wherever you go, that you're an asshole. Hold close to your ego that whatever you say has been said countless times before, most likely in the very same day you say it.
It doesn't feel much better to get this off my chest. So here's what else: IMDB changed their layout, Idiocracy is hysterical and I recommend it to any and everyone, and I've been reading a lot of John Steinbeck and I love it all.
Otro de este hay nada.
