(no subject)

You know, sometimes i drink by myself and say, "so what?" I drink and say "whatever" and "i got nothing much else better to do."

My family went to colonial Williamsburg a bunch of years ago when i was about 9 years old and I went to the blacksmith's shop.

That guy soldered my asshole shut.

Long story short, just yesterday I went to the proctologist and got it fixed. So that's something.

Also, I have a proposal: I believe, earnestly and honestly and full-heartedly that I can drive across the county, America, from coast to coast, without sleeping, stopping only to put gas in the car.

If anyone wants to challenge this, here are the stakes:

Being that I may go crazy, there has to be at least one person to be the judge of my sanity. There also has to be another person in case the first one falls asleep.

If I do fall asleep, your trip across the country is all expenses paid. That means, we get to California or wherever and I pay for anything and everything you want.

But, if I make it without sleeping, well, then, I win.

I have to make a pee pee syrup, we'll talk about it.

(no subject)

you know what i got one for all you fuckin pieces of shit:

you know what, fuck you all and the horses you rode in on and tha cavalrie behind all them shits

a big time fuck you

here it is: i'll fuckin fuck you all and all your fuckin mothers and i'll fuck them until them cunts is bleeding

i'll take my dick into your cunts until they bleed big time and then i'll lick up the blood like it's kool aid

i'm so hardcore right now you don't even know

(no subject)

what? honenstly

you want me to fucking put a bunch of one line sentences togeyther?

guess what

i'll drop jisms upon everything that moves

(no subject)

i'm so sorry, please. i'm really sorry.