Our grandpa bought us a new VCR.

It feels like I'm going deaf in one ear or the other. Now it feels as if I can't hear out my right ear. But I swear it, when I'm outdoors, I can't hear out the left one.

It may be an ear infection. I've never had one of those. Call me crazy, but I'd much rather it be a permanent thing. I'd like to be able to say, "sorry, I don't hear very well in this ear," and mean it. I want to be oblivious to what people to my right are saying.

Call me crazy.