Survival of the fittest, bitch.

Punch-Drunk Love is slowly becoming my favorite movie. The only thing I have problems with is the unexplained car accident in the beginning. Makes no sense.

But honestly, it's got to be the best contemporary romance. And Emily Watson is so desirable. Like I just desire to make a liquid explosion in her. Like Audrey Hepburn, or Shelley Duvall.

And I finally realized why I disliked Sideways so much. Because it is entirely too sophomoric for an Oscar nominated movie to have the line, "I'm going to get you laid." Whenever I hear that line, I think of stupid idiots being assholes. Because nobody ever says that. None of my friends have said that to me, nor I to them. Maybe it's because we're sensible and discriminating (read: pathetic and childish), but there's no way that line is believable. It's altogether retarded.


I'm so high right now.