- 1st
- 01:59 pm
I knew a pirate that was so fat...
- 4th
- 01:43 am
You forgot you've got oxygen runnin through your veins.
- 6 comments
- 6th
- 02:14 pm
Loose ends tyin' a noose in the back of my mind
- 4 comments
- 7th
- 03:01 am
He would step out in the night and light a fire among his tribe.
- 10 comments
04:45 pmget mckinley LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeah, throw the ball
- 5 comments
- 9th
- 10:16 am
Hey Randy! (What?) The Devil! (What?) The Devil is everywhere!
- 7 comments
03:57 pmDr. Rock! was examined by an indian eye. Dr. Rock! another lie that you're going to die
- 3 comments
- 10th
- 04:34 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
- 11th
- 12:29 am
Times thine inequity the flutes of the chi will sound again, my friend.
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 10:14 am
She's a bloody trollop, isn't she?
01:59 pmRemember Alf? He's back! In pog form.
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 11:46 am
Daddy is not coming on anything.
- 3 comments
04:39 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 14th
- 05:20 pm
Writin' my will on a three-dollar bill.
11:42 pm(no subject)
- 15th
- 12:17 pm
Livin' like a bug ain't easy.
05:23 pmYo JJ, save me a waffle man!
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 10:27 pm
If you're gonna make me feel bad about it, then OK.
- 3 comments
- 17th
- 11:56 pm
Survival of the fittest, bitch.
- 2 comments
- 18th
- 02:19 pm
Welcome to you who have come to zombocom.
- 3 comments
- 19th
- 12:37 am
You just forgot your own pet name for me and all those promises you said you'd keep.
- 6 comments
- 20th
- 05:42 pm
(no subject)
- 13 comments
- 23rd
- 11:44 pm
There's a piano in the street.
- 25th
- 07:06 pm
Here, in this water, my feet don't touch the ground.
- 3 comments
10:26 pm(no subject)
- 26th
- 09:19 pm
You alone can get him croaking. He's all puffed up, gonna be your king.
- 8 comments
11:29 pmWho wants the first reach-around?
- 4 comments
- 27th
- 08:07 am
Three MCs and one DJ. We be gettin' down with no delay.
- 2 comments
- 28th
- 05:59 pm
I heard the word of truth and I was told to rise.
- 5 comments
- 29th
- 11:42 pm
Remember...you....are my number one...ah-guy!
- 2 comments
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