- 1st
- 13:59
I knew a pirate that was so fat...
- 4th
- 01:43
You forgot you've got oxygen runnin through your veins.
- 6 comments
- 6th
- 14:14
Loose ends tyin' a noose in the back of my mind
- 4 comments
- 7th
- 03:01
He would step out in the night and light a fire among his tribe.
- 10 comments
16:45get mckinley LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeah, throw the ball
- 5 comments
- 9th
- 10:16
Hey Randy! (What?) The Devil! (What?) The Devil is everywhere!
- 7 comments
15:57Dr. Rock! was examined by an indian eye. Dr. Rock! another lie that you're going to die
- 3 comments
- 10th
- 04:34
(no subject)
- 3 comments
- 11th
- 00:29
Times thine inequity the flutes of the chi will sound again, my friend.
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 10:14
She's a bloody trollop, isn't she?
13:59Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form.
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 11:46
Daddy is not coming on anything.
- 3 comments
16:39(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 14th
- 17:20
Writin' my will on a three-dollar bill.
23:42(no subject)
- 15th
- 12:17
Livin' like a bug ain't easy.
17:23Yo JJ, save me a waffle man!
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 22:27
If you're gonna make me feel bad about it, then OK.
- 3 comments
- 17th
- 23:56
Survival of the fittest, bitch.
- 2 comments
- 18th
- 14:19
Welcome to you who have come to zombocom.
- 3 comments
- 19th
- 00:37
You just forgot your own pet name for me and all those promises you said you'd keep.
- 6 comments
- 20th
- 17:42
(no subject)
- 13 comments
- 23rd
- 23:44
There's a piano in the street.
- 25th
- 19:06
Here, in this water, my feet don't touch the ground.
- 3 comments
22:26(no subject)
- 26th
- 21:19
You alone can get him croaking. He's all puffed up, gonna be your king.
- 8 comments
23:29Who wants the first reach-around?
- 4 comments
- 27th
- 08:07
Three MCs and one DJ. We be gettin' down with no delay.
- 2 comments
- 28th
- 17:59
I heard the word of truth and I was told to rise.
- 5 comments
- 29th
- 23:42
Remember...you....are my number one...ah-guy!
- 2 comments