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I missed the my first class of the semester today. That means I've only been to half of my Horror Films classes. I'm sure to fail.

Is it a coincidence that two of the stupidest comments I've ever heard a student say in class happened to be during discussions about alcohol? Let me illustrate:

SUNY GENESEO; Spring semester 2001; Intro to Psychology:

Professor: Alcohol is a depressant. That means it slows down your nervous system.
Jock: Are you sure all alcohol is a depressant? Because whenever I drink tequila I get really pumped up.

HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY; today; Sociology of Substance Abuse:

Professor: It's a myth that alcohol warms up your body.
Slut: Are you sure? Because whenever I drink Bailey's and coffee my stomach gets really warm.

But there was a black Uncle Sam waving to traffic outside of a carpet store on Hempstead Tpke. So it wasn't that bad of a day.

What's next? A white Uncle Tom?

...well?