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Staring into glassy eyes, mesmerized
Aug. 5th, 2004 02:49 pmIt's been a year since I started wearing contact lenses, but once a fortnight I'll raise my hand to my eyes as if to adjust my glasses. It just goes to show you.
I took my anthropology final, so nuts to that requirement. Social science my ass. I'm pretty sure I passed the test, and my grades thus far have been excellent, so I'm sure I'll never have to learn about indiginous peoples ever again. There's nothing to learn about them anyway. I could have lived my whole life without learning about the puberty ceremony of the Apache Mescalero. In fact I would have been a lot happier that way. But now I know all about the stupid White-Painted Woman and the mythic present and Warrior Twins. I hate anthropology. Why study humans? It's a lost cause. All you learn is that white people are a disease, that the smallest continent in the world has ejaculated all over the place, and I'm pretty familiar with that concept as it is. I know what it's like to be jizzed on by a European, I used to hang out backstage with Rammstein.
And in an hour I'll be taking my Linguistics final. Ha! Linguistics. I'll tell you what, I didn't even study for this test and I'm certain I'm going to get over a 90. If I don't get a solid A in this class, I'll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
I never have it in me to throw away my notes at the end of a semester. They've never ever come in handy later on, they barely come in handy when I need them. Notes are for suckers. I also sometimes get the impression, the stupid impression that I'll read a textbook for leisure after a course. What kind of an idiot am I? I was considering keeping the anthology we used for linguistics, it had really interesting stuff in it. But seriously, who am I kidding? I returned it and got $$$ for it. So soon I'll throw away my notes from the past month. I'll throw them far away.
My next class starts on Monday and goes from 10am-1:10pm. That's a fuckload. Fuckin A. I shouldn't have sign up for that fuckin' shit. I've hardly had any leisure time this summer. It's fucked. Then after that fuckin shit I have Fall semester. That's some fuckin bullshit, because I get out fuckin late. Real late, like 8 or some bullshit.
I took my anthropology final, so nuts to that requirement. Social science my ass. I'm pretty sure I passed the test, and my grades thus far have been excellent, so I'm sure I'll never have to learn about indiginous peoples ever again. There's nothing to learn about them anyway. I could have lived my whole life without learning about the puberty ceremony of the Apache Mescalero. In fact I would have been a lot happier that way. But now I know all about the stupid White-Painted Woman and the mythic present and Warrior Twins. I hate anthropology. Why study humans? It's a lost cause. All you learn is that white people are a disease, that the smallest continent in the world has ejaculated all over the place, and I'm pretty familiar with that concept as it is. I know what it's like to be jizzed on by a European, I used to hang out backstage with Rammstein.
And in an hour I'll be taking my Linguistics final. Ha! Linguistics. I'll tell you what, I didn't even study for this test and I'm certain I'm going to get over a 90. If I don't get a solid A in this class, I'll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
I never have it in me to throw away my notes at the end of a semester. They've never ever come in handy later on, they barely come in handy when I need them. Notes are for suckers. I also sometimes get the impression, the stupid impression that I'll read a textbook for leisure after a course. What kind of an idiot am I? I was considering keeping the anthology we used for linguistics, it had really interesting stuff in it. But seriously, who am I kidding? I returned it and got $$$ for it. So soon I'll throw away my notes from the past month. I'll throw them far away.
My next class starts on Monday and goes from 10am-1:10pm. That's a fuckload. Fuckin A. I shouldn't have sign up for that fuckin' shit. I've hardly had any leisure time this summer. It's fucked. Then after that fuckin shit I have Fall semester. That's some fuckin bullshit, because I get out fuckin late. Real late, like 8 or some bullshit.
