The checks all bounced, I came in your mouth

I'm really hated by the girls in my Linguistics class, I swear I am. We were discussing the pragmatics of language and how it is intuitive to interpret a sign that says "Fall Baby Sale" as indicating a sale of baby's clothing and such, not that the babies themselves are to be sold. One girl went off on a tangent about how someone put their baby up for sale on ebay and the conversation went to black market baby sales. And when it was mentioned these babies go for boku bucks, I said to the girls, "Any of you want to go into business with me?"

The reaction was worse than the passing of tumbleweed or crickets chirping. The looks on their faces suggested extreme disgust; that the fact that I suggested, even ambiguously and in in the form of a joke, having sex with them was appalling. There were a few snickers, but for the most part their repulse was palpable.

But nuts to them. Seriously, that joke was awesome, and if they had any character they would have enjoyed it. Then they would have formed a line to get impregnated.

I hate people who love me and they hate me.