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I have my first summer session class in about an hour. Grammar, then Creative Writing. Two classes at the extreme opposites of the English spectrum.
I'm all washed up for my first day. I smell like a rose, I'm clean as a whistle. Well-shaven, freshly clothed. I have my room numbers Sharpied on the back of my left hand. My hair is gelled so that each one is neatly out of place, as to make it look like I don't care. My cell phone is charged all the way, four bars of energypower. My gas tank is full, minus one notch. I'm well-rested. Creative juices flowing, learning muscles prepared. Ready to make good first impressions. Ready to dazzle with my wit. Ready to transcend time and space. I even brushed my teeth, a mid-day never. It's a beautiful 60 degrees Fahrenheit. I have my old books ready for resale. I'm prepared to purchase new books for my classes.
I'm going to give it the old college try.
I'm all washed up for my first day. I smell like a rose, I'm clean as a whistle. Well-shaven, freshly clothed. I have my room numbers Sharpied on the back of my left hand. My hair is gelled so that each one is neatly out of place, as to make it look like I don't care. My cell phone is charged all the way, four bars of energypower. My gas tank is full, minus one notch. I'm well-rested. Creative juices flowing, learning muscles prepared. Ready to make good first impressions. Ready to dazzle with my wit. Ready to transcend time and space. I even brushed my teeth, a mid-day never. It's a beautiful 60 degrees Fahrenheit. I have my old books ready for resale. I'm prepared to purchase new books for my classes.
I'm going to give it the old college try.
