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May. 31st, 2004 02:31 pmI had a dream I ate at a Hooter's that had rooms with beds and TVs and VCRs and dozens of porno tapes. You could pay 5 bucks to go into these rooms and jack off if you got too horny looking at the waitresses. I had 5 bucks so I figured 'what the hey'. I gave the bouncer the money and he squirted lotion into my hand and told me which room to go into. The porn in my room was so strange. None of it was any good. I tried jerking, but I just couldn't ejaculate.
There was also an upstairs where the Hooter's girls would jerk you off, but it cost $80, which I didn't have.
Elsewhere in the restaurant there was a contest going on in which participants would walk around this maze with different stops where porn was playing on a tv. You'd have to walk around jerking off and if you could actually blow a load regardless of the pressure of having to do so in front of so many people, you'd win $50.
I won.
There was also an upstairs where the Hooter's girls would jerk you off, but it cost $80, which I didn't have.
Elsewhere in the restaurant there was a contest going on in which participants would walk around this maze with different stops where porn was playing on a tv. You'd have to walk around jerking off and if you could actually blow a load regardless of the pressure of having to do so in front of so many people, you'd win $50.
I won.
