One: you mastermind the plan. Two: Bob's on the team.

Three: You gotta get me one of these jumpsuits.

Bottle Rocket is on comedy central. It's such a goddamn beautiful movie. They're censoring a bunch of stuff out of it because it's on basic cable. Like "This is my house, bristlehead."

They've created a gravity bong at the Meadows. It's quite a hoot. Last night was the first time I've smoked out of a gravity bong. One of the reasons I like smoking out of bongs in general is the actions one must take to get a hit. Lighting up the bowl, listening to it bubble, getting the tube nice and chalky, removing the slide, and sucking in. The process is just so appealing. But gravity bongs are a whole different story. I wasn't quite sure how they worked from the descriptions people gave me. The lengths people will take to bring ganja smoking to another level, it's amazing.

I'm in a huge rut right now. A huge, stinking, filthy rut.

Pile of shit.