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Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Jun. 4th, 2002 05:32 pmThe thing I miss the most about heterosexuality is the scent of women. Not the vaginal smells, but the perfume.
They have this new deodorant that has a "Power Stripe" running through the middle of the stick. This is one of the stupidest gimmick's in the history of deodorant. If this "Power Stripe" has anymore power than the rest of the stick, why don't they make the whole stick a huge power stripe? How does this stripe block any more odor or perspiration than the rest of the stick? This is so stupid. I found this very deodorant waiting for me in my room. My mom got it for me. I'm going to smear it all over her grave. Maybe the "Power Stripe" can stop her decaying flesh from stinking up the place.
Another retarded thing is when high school gets out. I picked up Bill to go to racquetball around 3 o'clock, soon after the last bell rang. All of these retarded kids leave school and their retarded parents come in their retarded SUVs and block ALL OF SKILLMAN AVENUE. There is absolutely no reason why all of these kids need to go home as soon as school lets out. They probably just can't wait to go into their rooms and jerk off, like I did after school and everyday since. If they were smart, like Seth was, they would just masturbate during class.
There are more retarded things that I'd like to tell you about. Like MTV. Fuck them. They're molding a generation of assholes. They're ruining society. They're glamorizing idiocy. They're making me angry.
They have this new deodorant that has a "Power Stripe" running through the middle of the stick. This is one of the stupidest gimmick's in the history of deodorant. If this "Power Stripe" has anymore power than the rest of the stick, why don't they make the whole stick a huge power stripe? How does this stripe block any more odor or perspiration than the rest of the stick? This is so stupid. I found this very deodorant waiting for me in my room. My mom got it for me. I'm going to smear it all over her grave. Maybe the "Power Stripe" can stop her decaying flesh from stinking up the place.
Another retarded thing is when high school gets out. I picked up Bill to go to racquetball around 3 o'clock, soon after the last bell rang. All of these retarded kids leave school and their retarded parents come in their retarded SUVs and block ALL OF SKILLMAN AVENUE. There is absolutely no reason why all of these kids need to go home as soon as school lets out. They probably just can't wait to go into their rooms and jerk off, like I did after school and everyday since. If they were smart, like Seth was, they would just masturbate during class.
There are more retarded things that I'd like to tell you about. Like MTV. Fuck them. They're molding a generation of assholes. They're ruining society. They're glamorizing idiocy. They're making me angry.
