What do you consider fun? Fun nasty fun!

I got some stuff at Best Buy today. I saw Josh there. I got Stop Making Sense on DVD, a new mouse (the LASER type), and Live Phish No. 7. I'm more than happy with all of the purchases. While I was at Best Buy, I played this cheap keyboard that had a funny feature which I will tell you about in te next sentence. This keyboard had a feature that had a woman's voice say the note that was being played in the tone it was played. It was a really funny feature.

After that, I went to work. Nothing much to tell there except for this: I locked myself in the walk-in freezer and got naked and jumped up against the wall so that I would stick to the frost until it melted. That was tremendous.

I then went home and watced Stop Making Sense with my sister. We went to the Golden Reef Diner to eat. After eating there was a note on my car. I'll paraphrase:

(In typical LI girl writing) Sat, I see your car, but I don't see you. We have to stop running into each other. (Star of David) love, Jappy Lauren.

I run into Jappy Lauren Itskovitz many times. She has nothing better to do than hang out at the places I hang out and bother me. For those of you who don't know Jappy Lauren, she's a Jewish girl that goes to Geneseo. They call her Jappy. Many people upstate don't even know what the acronym JAP stands for, but they just go with the flow of stereotyping. They call me Sand Nigger Satyajit.

I'm watching some car race on Speedvision. These cars are going really fast. So fast it makes my nuts twist. Beh.