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Jun. 4th, 2001 06:28 pmme tony and tim went thrift shopping. i got a sweat plaid blazer and a red blazer. i wore the red one and tim wore the plaid one and tony wore his 70s leisure jacket. then we walked around rockville centre like kings. we hung out at starbucks without ordering anything. tony would do a dance as people passed by the window. then i pretending to punch tony and tim repeatedly in the nuts while people passed. i thought the starbucks employees were getting mad, so i got a small frapuccino thing. i felt like an asshole. starbucks is a jerky place for jerks. but a cop walked in, maybe because they called him, so we had immunity. they couldn't touch us.
i want to think of better shock humor. the jackets just didn't cut it today. i really want an indestructible suit. we had a sweet plan last time we hung out at rockville centre. we would have four guys. let's say i'd be walking down the street, in front of starbucks. then tim would come and punch me in the face, maybe i'd have a blood capsule in my mouth. then i'd fall down and tim would run away. then bill would come and see if i was alright, then he'd steal my wallet and run. then tony would help me up and i'd knee tony in the balls and run away. it would look pretty funny for someone in starbucks.
i called up gathering of the vibes. they're nice guys and had an explanation for everything. my ticket will be in the mail tomorrow. it was all a mistake, i fully understand where those guys are coming from. i'm sorry i got angry and called them a bunch of hippies. i mean they are, but the context i put it in was totally unnecessary.
i need a haircut. this is pretty funny that frapuccino at starbucks made me sick. i hate starbucks and everyone who goes there regularly. i also hate martin lawrence. how far will he go to try to be like eddie murphy? too fucking far. and he's just not funny at all.
i want to think of better shock humor. the jackets just didn't cut it today. i really want an indestructible suit. we had a sweet plan last time we hung out at rockville centre. we would have four guys. let's say i'd be walking down the street, in front of starbucks. then tim would come and punch me in the face, maybe i'd have a blood capsule in my mouth. then i'd fall down and tim would run away. then bill would come and see if i was alright, then he'd steal my wallet and run. then tony would help me up and i'd knee tony in the balls and run away. it would look pretty funny for someone in starbucks.
i called up gathering of the vibes. they're nice guys and had an explanation for everything. my ticket will be in the mail tomorrow. it was all a mistake, i fully understand where those guys are coming from. i'm sorry i got angry and called them a bunch of hippies. i mean they are, but the context i put it in was totally unnecessary.
i need a haircut. this is pretty funny that frapuccino at starbucks made me sick. i hate starbucks and everyone who goes there regularly. i also hate martin lawrence. how far will he go to try to be like eddie murphy? too fucking far. and he's just not funny at all.
