He used them for influence, publicity, or cash.

It's 2:41am. Time to make some lifestyle changes:

1) Recalcify my backbone.
2) Make for good conversation.
3) Reconsider second guesses.
4) Take back everything I've ever said to anyone.
5) Make smiling a priority.
6) Call a customer support line with a serious problem that's not actually happening.
7) Get new prescription for glasses and contact lenses.
8) Unshaven vaginas.
9) Stop being polite and start being real.
10) Be a more caring and considerate person.
11) Make contradict.
12) Improve grammer.
13) Check spelling.
15) Learn counting.
16) Never say anything stupid ever again.
17) Shut mouth whenever wanting to say anything.
18) Loving writing gerunds.

19) Stop wasting space.
20) Eat more healthier.
21) Repeat step 12.
22) Make the ultimate sandwich.