August 8, 1981; 5:57am; Last day of camp

I'm a bum, I truly am. A ffffucking bum. I need to get a ffffucking job. Like a real nine-to-fiver. Some real ass collar-and-tie shit. A real fucking daily grind deal.

In Wet Hot American Summer, after Amy Poehler says, "Oh and FYI, you guys..." in the cafeteria, Bradley Cooper lips the words, "for your information."

I'm going to do my dissertation on this movie. You know, cause I'm going to grad school.