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Today as I walked to my Bio test, a piano with an anvil in it fell on me right after I walked under an open ladder holding a black cat. The under-fabricked umbrella I opened didn't do anything to soften the blow and nobody heeded the wooden "HELP!" sign I pulled out of nowhere. So all I could do was walk away like an accordion and play "Chopticks" on the piano keys that were my teeth. But in the next shot I was all better, so I took my test and FAILED MISERABLY on account of I haven't attended a single bio class since February 28th.
February 28th, by god. Shenoy, what are you doing? Hot damn! get your act together, boy.
But weatherwise, it's a lovely day. And thank fucking god for springing forward DST style. Honestly. You can quantify my depression between the months November and March, inclusive. It goes 105% up. What a horrible horrible time to be alive, winter. A cold, dreary, dreadful, dark time.
I was all set to go ahead and have love intercourse with a full-figured Latina in my dream last night, but it didn't pan out. Maybe it's an omen, or a reinforcement of reality, or both.
Also, that Haagen Dizzle hooded sweatshirt I fabricated, I can make one for anyone who wants one. I'd be happy to iron it on for you, unless you have iron on transfer paper (which I have a sneaking suspicion to be regular wax paper). We'll make a trade. It'll be fun. Or if you don't want one, you can fuck yourself.
Also, I got the last case of Harpoon Winter Warmer from Beverage Barn in Hempstead. A whole fucking case of it. 24-12 oz. bottles. The last of it until next winter. I love beer so much. I love Sam Adams White Ale, Magic Hat 9, Blue Moon, Black and Blue (Blueberry Ale [Bar Harbor or Blue Point] and Guiness), Sam Adams Chocolate Bock, Blue Pointed Toasted, Delerium Tremens, Fin du Monde, and I like any Flying Dog because Ralph Steadman does the labeling. Good beer is good for you. Beer is better than wine or liquor, I think. The only wine I like is Pinot Noir, and I only tried that because of Sideways, even though I don't like that movie at all. I want to go to Europe and drink some Munich beer. When I grow up I'm going to start a beer collection. I'll devote a good part of my life to learning everything about beer and planning trips to breweries. Like Sideways, except it won't suck as a movie. I'll buy good beer in bulk, like $1,000 at a time or more, just so that I have an awesome selection of awesome beers with which to get drunk off. Far and wide, I'll search, like Iron Chef. I don't think I'll get a tap though. I think that'd be too much work. I'll save one of each bottle and display them like a frat boy. Except instead of Natty Ice, I'll be displaying high-end shit.
What are your favorite beers?
February 28th, by god. Shenoy, what are you doing? Hot damn! get your act together, boy.
But weatherwise, it's a lovely day. And thank fucking god for springing forward DST style. Honestly. You can quantify my depression between the months November and March, inclusive. It goes 105% up. What a horrible horrible time to be alive, winter. A cold, dreary, dreadful, dark time.
I was all set to go ahead and have love intercourse with a full-figured Latina in my dream last night, but it didn't pan out. Maybe it's an omen, or a reinforcement of reality, or both.
Also, that Haagen Dizzle hooded sweatshirt I fabricated, I can make one for anyone who wants one. I'd be happy to iron it on for you, unless you have iron on transfer paper (which I have a sneaking suspicion to be regular wax paper). We'll make a trade. It'll be fun. Or if you don't want one, you can fuck yourself.
Also, I got the last case of Harpoon Winter Warmer from Beverage Barn in Hempstead. A whole fucking case of it. 24-12 oz. bottles. The last of it until next winter. I love beer so much. I love Sam Adams White Ale, Magic Hat 9, Blue Moon, Black and Blue (Blueberry Ale [Bar Harbor or Blue Point] and Guiness), Sam Adams Chocolate Bock, Blue Pointed Toasted, Delerium Tremens, Fin du Monde, and I like any Flying Dog because Ralph Steadman does the labeling. Good beer is good for you. Beer is better than wine or liquor, I think. The only wine I like is Pinot Noir, and I only tried that because of Sideways, even though I don't like that movie at all. I want to go to Europe and drink some Munich beer. When I grow up I'm going to start a beer collection. I'll devote a good part of my life to learning everything about beer and planning trips to breweries. Like Sideways, except it won't suck as a movie. I'll buy good beer in bulk, like $1,000 at a time or more, just so that I have an awesome selection of awesome beers with which to get drunk off. Far and wide, I'll search, like Iron Chef. I don't think I'll get a tap though. I think that'd be too much work. I'll save one of each bottle and display them like a frat boy. Except instead of Natty Ice, I'll be displaying high-end shit.
What are your favorite beers?
