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I cleaned my room.
( I also did this too )
A few weeks ago this Indian beauty approached me at the Starbucks on campus. It's quite possibly the first time a stranger on campus came up to me. So I was taken aback. She said her name is Mekha and she's doing her honor's project for psychology and she needed Indian people for it. I'd do anything for a lady, so I manned up on that.
So she told me to meet her on campus today to take this survey and test. A fucking math test. She said there was a correllation between South Asians' sense of ethnic idea and their performance on math tests or whatnot. I don't really know because I was admiring her bosom.
Nice girl. Nice, Indian, girl. But she'd never even give me the time of day. She's 21 and is graduating in May. I'm 22 and I'm graduating in May. Of 2006. She's on top of her shit. And I'm under a huge pile of it.
Maybe she'll act in my senior movie project. Maybe there will be a shower scene. Maybe I'll act in the movie too. I can play a plumber. She's an apartment tenant whose "pipes need cleaning." I'd be the right guy for the job.
It'll be called Chutney Fuckerz.
( I also did this too )
A few weeks ago this Indian beauty approached me at the Starbucks on campus. It's quite possibly the first time a stranger on campus came up to me. So I was taken aback. She said her name is Mekha and she's doing her honor's project for psychology and she needed Indian people for it. I'd do anything for a lady, so I manned up on that.
So she told me to meet her on campus today to take this survey and test. A fucking math test. She said there was a correllation between South Asians' sense of ethnic idea and their performance on math tests or whatnot. I don't really know because I was admiring her bosom.
Nice girl. Nice, Indian, girl. But she'd never even give me the time of day. She's 21 and is graduating in May. I'm 22 and I'm graduating in May. Of 2006. She's on top of her shit. And I'm under a huge pile of it.
Maybe she'll act in my senior movie project. Maybe there will be a shower scene. Maybe I'll act in the movie too. I can play a plumber. She's an apartment tenant whose "pipes need cleaning." I'd be the right guy for the job.
It'll be called Chutney Fuckerz.
