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Mar. 11th, 2005 06:05 amYou guys may not know this about me, but I took growth hormone shots when I was a kid for like a year or two everyday on account of I had GH deficiency. I was really short for a long time, honestly, and my mom took my to an endocrinologist. The doctor said that I probably wouldn't grow past like 5'6", which is how tall my dad is. And Prince. My mom is 4'11". I could clonk their heads together like Moe.
But the only person that was shorter than me in middle school was Irma Iontasca, who had some sort of disease syndrome of which she passed away early in high school. I wasn't like that, I was just mad short. Me and Jackie Desarro. So I mean I got made fun of a lot, but I was good at letting it roll.
So I shot myself in the subcutaneous fat behind my arm every night before bed, but with real thin syringe and this deal that did it right quick like in the movies, so it didn't really hurt. And I had this 'biohazardous' waste basket in my room filled with those discarded motherfuckers. So I had a lot to play with when I was a kid.
One time I took one of them and stuck it into my tummy, but without the device that did it quick. I had it in there for a while and I wanted to pull the plunger out to see if I could draw blood, or whatever else was in my stomach. But I got scared and took it out. I stopped playing with them after I broke the needle off of one and couldn't find it in the carpet. Needless to say I took as few steps through my room as needed. I didn't want that shit going into my foot.
So I'm like 5'10" now, which isn't bad.
I also almost died of infant diarrhea in India when I was, obviously, an infant. But I don't remember that, and my mom tends to overreact, so I doubt it really happened.
So it's snowing and it's 6:15 and I'm going to Hofstra to be a Production Assistant (what us high-rollers call a PA) and I'm going to head over there now.
But the only person that was shorter than me in middle school was Irma Iontasca, who had some sort of disease syndrome of which she passed away early in high school. I wasn't like that, I was just mad short. Me and Jackie Desarro. So I mean I got made fun of a lot, but I was good at letting it roll.
So I shot myself in the subcutaneous fat behind my arm every night before bed, but with real thin syringe and this deal that did it right quick like in the movies, so it didn't really hurt. And I had this 'biohazardous' waste basket in my room filled with those discarded motherfuckers. So I had a lot to play with when I was a kid.
One time I took one of them and stuck it into my tummy, but without the device that did it quick. I had it in there for a while and I wanted to pull the plunger out to see if I could draw blood, or whatever else was in my stomach. But I got scared and took it out. I stopped playing with them after I broke the needle off of one and couldn't find it in the carpet. Needless to say I took as few steps through my room as needed. I didn't want that shit going into my foot.
So I'm like 5'10" now, which isn't bad.
I also almost died of infant diarrhea in India when I was, obviously, an infant. But I don't remember that, and my mom tends to overreact, so I doubt it really happened.
So it's snowing and it's 6:15 and I'm going to Hofstra to be a Production Assistant (what us high-rollers call a PA) and I'm going to head over there now.
