- 1st
- 12:06 am
Take this extra pair of mittens, my hands are starting to sweat.
- 4 comments
07:50 am...who was fitted with collar and chain...
- 1 comment
- 6th
- 08:37 pm
Don't you know it's easy to see where you went wrong.
- 8th
- 12:00 am
warsh up, fuck mah wife
08:22 amI've never loved thee, and now I must leave.
- 13 comments
07:36 pmGoodbye cruel world. Hello ironic twist!
- 4 comments
- 9th
- 06:45 am
Well that's alright. That's OK.
01:24 pmIf you've been injured in an accident, you know the headache involved in finding a good attorney.
09:52 pm(no subject)
10:53 pmfiber...antioxidants...omega-3s
- 2 comments
- 10th
- 02:17 am
This may explain a few things.
- 11th
- 06:05 am
How'd you guys like those nachos?
- 5 comments
- 15th
- 10:31 pm
If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room. Don't blame the mechanism!
- 16th
- 11:38 pm
Scrambled pterodactyl eggs and raptor bacon.
- 9 comments
- 17th
- 08:13 pm
One, two, three...the devil's after me; four, five, six...he's always throwing sticks
- 2 comments
- 19th
- 12:13 am
(no subject)
- 20th
- 01:31 am
Where the ground won't turn and the rain it burns like the tears when I said goodbye.
- 6 comments
10:34 pmWake em in the morning. Actin' like a jerkoff.
- 4 comments
- 21st
- 11:19 pm
Someone just sharted my pants.
- 22nd
- 07:06 pm
Your soul is dogshit. Everything about you is ugly.
- 24th
- 01:52 pm
If you lived here you'd be home by now.
- 4 comments
05:07 pmThe robbery should have taken 10 minutes.
- 12 comments
- 25th
- 01:12 am
Four issues of NONSENSE will be produced during the Spring semester
- 26th
- 04:12 pm
Rocky Fellers House of Beef on Randolph
- 27th
- 03:58 am
Let's not listen!
- 1 comment
11:56 pmThe distant ancestors of this female Mountain Dragon emerged from the waters to the east.
- 6 comments
- 28th
- 07:39 pm
Your friend had an accident. He's dead.
- 8 comments
- 29th
- 12:13 am
My, your hair is longer now, it's prettier by far
- 31st
- 07:28 pm
The checks all bounced, I came in your mouth
- 8 comments
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