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The other day I started an attendence sheet for my MKT101 class and just for kicks I wrote:

Name___________________________Sign
Sat Shenoy..................................Taurus

I watched the paper go around the class and a lot of people got confused. Some got pretty angry and used the fuck work. Nobody really really liked it. Sasha got a good laugh, but she really hates my guts for some reason. I found YET ANOTHER opportunity to talk to her and I TOOK IT. I overheard her speaking to meathead about her Video/Television and Business major and told her that I had just dropped that and switched to Film Studies and Production. She showed minimal interest and went on gabbing to MH. I'm on friendly terms with meatball, he gives the friendly nod and asked why I drew mushrooms on my notes that I let him copy. I told him it's because I draw mushrooms. Moron...

Yeah, but I'm not tied up in Sasha at all anymore. That was a two-week streak of inexplicable sexual interest in the opposite sex. Now I'm back to my attraction to lampposts and SOBs.

Then today I started another attendence sheet for MKT101 that went a little something like this:

Name_________________________Yes or No?
Sat Shenoy................................yes

The fucker who sits next to me never goes along with it. The joke would go a lot smoother if he'd just pick yes or no and pass it along. Sasha liked it too, but fuck her, she doesn't want anything to do with a person that lives in her vicinity that has sat near her for a semester that is in almost the same major that is really really really funny and charming. She'd rather talk to an Italian that can bench over 75 lbs. I'm not hung up, just p-o-s-i-d-d -f-f-o. And I forgot how to spell.

So after class when professor keun s. Lee asked if everyone signed the attendence sheet this dimwit raised her hand and asked what the yes or no was for. GOD. Just fucking pick yes or no, it's a simple yes or no question: "Yes or no?"

But that's the price I pay for being the funniest fucker in funtown.