You bring the razor blades, I'll bring the speed.

Yuh oh, what the fuck is Satyajit doing? Why is he bidding on a snare drum? He's new to eBay. He doesn't play drums. He's going to buy a snare drum. And become awesome.

Next will be a high hat. Then turntables. All in the spirit of making great noises. Of achieving greatness. Of becoming awesome. And ultimately failing miserably. And descending into the grey. And returning to a stupor.

Here's to ups and downs.