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What's with this fucking wind? It's fucking cold as shit, we don't need wind. Wind is so stupid. The only people who need wind are surfers. To everyone else, wind is a nuisance. Who likes wind? Not me. Breezes are alright. Hell I love breezes. Nothing's better than a cool breeze on a hot day. Nothing's worse than gail forces beating the shit out of you on a cold day. Who the fuck needs wind? I don't. Wind ruins everything. It's the asshole of the elements.
I'm pretty sure I'm quitting my job within the next two weeks. If you doubt me, you have every right to. I'm the king of empty promises, to myself and everyone else. But I've really had it.
And when the fuck did I become such a bad influence. I used to be a mother's wet dream back in the day. Now my friend Mike's mother hates me because I passed out on their front porch. Mrs. Greenberg hates me because she probably saw me smoking a cigarette, or even worse, passed out on Mike's front porch. Luis' mom hates me because we go out for haze rides so often and his mother is always awake. I'm usually the one who drives. Plus I was walking home wasted from the bar and stopped at his house to see if I could get a ride home. Of course his mom was awake. The only mom who should hate me is my own for pissing away 3 years at college without anything to show for it.
I've been having a lot of trouble with the female gender as a whole. Mothers, yes they hate me, but their daughters are worse. Am I so repulsive that a young woman can't give me 5 minutes of conversation, even friendly conversation full of smiles and jokes and good intentions? Whenever I try to strike up a conversation, girls look at me like I've got extra facial features, I don't know three eyebrows or something. It's so disheartening. It's so stupid. And there's only one totally reasonable and unbiased explanation:
it's because I'm white.
So I have two choices, to go gay and see how that works, or to be content with masturbating my whole life. Reader, I think we both know what choice I'm going to make.
I'm pretty sure I'm quitting my job within the next two weeks. If you doubt me, you have every right to. I'm the king of empty promises, to myself and everyone else. But I've really had it.
And when the fuck did I become such a bad influence. I used to be a mother's wet dream back in the day. Now my friend Mike's mother hates me because I passed out on their front porch. Mrs. Greenberg hates me because she probably saw me smoking a cigarette, or even worse, passed out on Mike's front porch. Luis' mom hates me because we go out for haze rides so often and his mother is always awake. I'm usually the one who drives. Plus I was walking home wasted from the bar and stopped at his house to see if I could get a ride home. Of course his mom was awake. The only mom who should hate me is my own for pissing away 3 years at college without anything to show for it.
I've been having a lot of trouble with the female gender as a whole. Mothers, yes they hate me, but their daughters are worse. Am I so repulsive that a young woman can't give me 5 minutes of conversation, even friendly conversation full of smiles and jokes and good intentions? Whenever I try to strike up a conversation, girls look at me like I've got extra facial features, I don't know three eyebrows or something. It's so disheartening. It's so stupid. And there's only one totally reasonable and unbiased explanation:
it's because I'm white.
So I have two choices, to go gay and see how that works, or to be content with masturbating my whole life. Reader, I think we both know what choice I'm going to make.
