I forget to turn the earth so both sides get there share of darkness and of light.

Today these girls came into Haagen Dazs. My coworker Johi told me to tell them that we were closed. So I quite sternly told them, "we're closed." They fully believed me, even though there were no signs of us being closed for the night, other than there being no one else in the store. So they apologized and walked out. I didn't bother to tell them that I was lying.

Johi also came up with a pretty good phone prank. He said we should call the Thai restaurant across the street with an order from the Japanese restaurant a few stores down, and vice versa. Those chinks won't know what hit em.

I just saw Spirited Away, anybody want to touch my eyes?

Also, I get a boner sometimes when I listen to Z100. I just can't help myself.