Hello, you must be Saddam Hussein!

Today was undoubtedly one of the worst days of my life. It was practically 13.5 hours of chaotic, unbridled, non-stop bullshit insanity. What takes the cake is that fucking Barry White died. All I ask for now is a good night's sleep and maybe a wet dream. That can't be too much to ask for. Please?

Happy birthday, America. I hope you're happy.