Jesus? is the question.

I need a colonic. I want to thoroughly clean my insides. I haven't tried fiber, so I might do that instead of the colonic. But the colonic will always be a choice. Like a good friend who's always there for you.

I got my first Humanities paper back. It got a good grade. One thing I was disappointed about was that my opening line--"Dichotomous arguments are often two-sided"--was taken seriously. When I approached Easton about it, saying that the redundancy was a joke, she said "I enjoy jokes." But she didn't laugh. Is it at all possible that I'm not as funny as I think I am?

I don't think that's a possibility.

I don't think you all deserve to read the rest of this entry, so I'll just stop here.