Beh

I went to Beau's today and ate pot brownies. They didn't do anything for a while and then I was like "fuck this shit." Then, as we were watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, I started to feel as if I had smoked, except I didn't have a scratchy throat. Then I got tremendously high after we went to the Meadows for the Girl's Soccer Party. It was then that I entered a world of being high. It wasn't just a visit, I had checked my bags in for a 5 hours stay. It was being high for what seems like a permanent amount of time. I'm still high from them now, but it's dying down. I'm glad, after a while being that high gets annoying. I really wanted to come down.

The party sucked though. It was a bunch of dudes. All the girls left right away. It was total sausage at one point. Then me and Jo Jo came back to here and ordered pizza. It was delicious.

We heard three LOUD knocks on our door. I got really scared so I didn't answer it. Then when I left to get the pizza, there were three muddy footprints on the door. I wonder what would have happened if I answered the door. I might have gotten the shit kicked out of me.

Meanwhile, in the real world...

In the opening credits for Seinfeld, there's someone named Suzy Greenberg. Coincidence...I don't know.

I'm a master at having dreams. I think it's because I'm abnormally intelligent. Like, so smart that sometimes it's a disadvantage. I had this dream that I was on a bus full of women and they were all going to perform oral sex on me. I was getting so excited, but it never happened. This is ridiculous. At so many points in the dream, I was preparing myself for oral sex, and I was let down each time. It's so unsatisfying. That's why my mood is "unsatisfied." Then the bus I was on made a pit stop at the Amazon River and we all decided to go for a swim. For some awesome reason, I could breath under water. So I went exploring the depths. I saw all these scary looking fish that I didn't want to touch. Then I spotted something coming after me. I was swimming away from it, but it swam right after me. I ended up getting caught in all these weeds and the animal was zeroing in on me. It got closer and I realized that it was a huge snapping turtle. I knew I was dreaming, and I was scared as hell, but I wanted to see how long I could hold out for, without waking up. So the turtle got right near me and I violently swung my arm at it. I ended up hitting the wall with my hand and waking up. All I could think was "what an awesome dream! except for when I didn't get oral sex."

We had a fire drill at 10:30 this morning. The weather two days ago was very pleasant. I recall enjoying it very much. The tables turned, and how! Last night and today, it has been windy as all hell. Really windy, like scary. This morning there was snow all over the place. I was wearing fucking sandals because my mind was still asleep. I draped my comforter around my body and went outside.

Bob's mom is here. The place is a mess. Her and Bob are in the common room. I don't really want to go out there. I'm so hungry.