- 1st
- 01:52 am
Floaters and television senses
- 7 comments
10:32 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
10:50 pm(no subject)
- 3rd
- 09:34 pm
A Day in the Life of Moron
- 2 comments
- 4th
- 02:22 am
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
- 5 comments
05:52 pmI hate it when the waffles stick together.
- 2 comments
- 5th
- 01:25 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
11:59 pmthis isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is
- 4 comments
- 6th
- 02:49 pm
All the things that mean the world to Dr. John C. Lilly
- 5 comments
04:02 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
- 7th
- 05:56 pm
This one is for you
- 3 comments
10:42 pm(no subject)
11:19 pm(no subject)
- 8th
- 04:57 am
(no subject)
- 2 comments
07:08 amVICTORY!
- 4 comments
09:21 amAnd the day is mine!
10:31 amI'm good enough, I'm smart enough
- 3 comments
02:51 pm(no subject)
- 9th
- 06:32 pm
yamaryamaryamaryamar
- 3 comments
- 10th
- 01:56 am
Beh
- 4 comments
05:27 pmMeanwhile, in the real world...
- 1 comment
- 11th
- 02:38 am
(no subject)
04:15 amJWII
07:17 am(no subject)
- 4 comments
09:40 amThe trick was to surrender to the flow
- 3 comments
- 12th
- 03:33 am
She's a rich girl, she don't try to hide it
06:15 am(no subject)
- 14 comments
- 13th
- 01:40 am
These boots were made for kickin'
- 7 comments
- 14th
- 04:37 am
Chevy: Similar to a rock
- 1 comment
03:40 pmI love my dead gay son
- 9 comments
09:38 pmThe Famous Polka
- 3 comments
- 15th
- 03:16 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
03:19 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
05:30 pmIt's time to settle the score.
- 13 comments
- 16th
- 05:32 am
Mmmmmmbop
- 17th
- 04:33 pm
Another one bites the dust
- 2 comments
04:53 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
- 18th
- 01:23 am
(no subject)
- 4 comments
02:42 amCuriosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
09:06 am(no subject)
- 6 comments
10:33 amSomebody's got a case of the Mondaze
03:09 pmthe blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
- 19th
- 05:35 am
Me and the Lord, we have an understanding
- 7 comments
05:36 pmThe year was 1990, and the robbers were never caught.
- 7 comments
- 20th
- 04:58 am
Fuck you, you stinkin' ass ho
09:00 amMister would you please help my pony?
- 2 comments
10:39 amStuck in my cabana, livin' on bananas and blow.
- 5 comments
03:01 pmThrow the pumpkin at the tree, unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
- 11 comments
05:14 pm(no subject)
- 8 comments
11:29 pmInstead, we went to see this band MEEEEWW
- 8 comments
- 21st
- 06:06 pm
So we state now, for the record, you brought this upon you
- 2 comments
- 22nd
- 04:53 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
07:51 amThe six dick pimp is just doing his job, making sure that business isn't going under
- 24th
- 03:05 pm
(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 25th
- 01:11 am
(no subject)
04:36 pmThe Ins and Outs of Anal Sex
- 3 comments
- 26th
- 01:10 am
It's only paper moon
06:10 amIf we were made from cellophane, we'd all get stinking drunk much faster
06:40 am(no subject)
- 2 comments
04:47 pmA 50 dollar value, just 19.99!
- 1 comment
- 27th
- 03:25 am
(no subject)
08:50 pmI wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
- 3 comments
- 28th
- 03:38 am
I tried my hardest and I failed miserably, the lesson is: nevery try.
- 3 comments
- 29th
- 01:59 pm
Let me show you this thing.
- 4 comments
09:36 pmAlright fellas, let's see your tickets
- 6 comments
- 30th
- 02:20 am
Most non non non non heinous.
- 2 comments
03:25 pmDo not open until X-mas.
- 5 comments
06:37 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
07:07 pmFark this
- 31st
- 01:34 am
My bum is on the Swedish...Swedish...Swedish.
- 4 comments
10:57 pmSee me, feel me, fuck me, fist me
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