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i wrote that last entry at tony's house. that was before we went to westbury stadium 12 to sneak into the royal tenenbaums. it didn't work out cause the theater closed or something. so then we drank. it was cool hanging out with jimmy c. i wish jimmy c. was a girl though. he's kind of girlish when he giggles, but that's just not enough. before i left for tony's today sawyer said something about setting me up on a blind date. hell i'd do it. i don't know how good of a date i'd be. i've never actually been on a date before, come to think of it.

anyway, i got some nag champa burning in my room right now. the sweet smell of india is in my nose. champa smells so good. i hope i don't get sick of it though. it's a hippy smell. a good hippy smell, not like BO or anything. plus nag champa is really fun to say.

richard linklater's slacker is on ifc now. it's a pretty weird movie, i've never seen in beginning to end. i don't think it would matter though, there's really not much of a plot to it.

the frank zappa cd i got today is fucking awesome.

nag. champa.

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i woke this morning cause i had to take a shit. my stomach hurt so much. i took two in a row. now i'm on cloud 9. then i shaved my face and then some of my pubes that were bothering me. then i took a shower. the drain in the tub is clogged. it takes too long to drain, so by the end of the shower, i'm standing in a puddle of my own spit and filth. it means i can't pee in the shower. i love peeing in the shower, goddamit. then i brushed my teeth in the recommended circular fashion and flossed.

now normally, i wouldn't take so much time out for my teeth. but you see the thing is, i got a dentist appt. at three. dr falciano is going to have a field day with all the plaque i have built up on my gums. and i even got my teeth cleaned this summer, i bet there's still a lot of plaque. i should really brush twice a day instead of once, or even three times a day. but i just don't care all that much.

i also have to take my car for servicing. that means i have to vacuum all the ashes and clean up all the water bottles. at least my car will smell like sweet sweet champa.

tim got nicorette, i want to try that shit. but i don't even think i'm that addicted. i just need to slap some sense into myself. i don't need to smoke that much, i hardly crave it. i just do it to pass time. unless i'm drunk, in which case, it's a smoking marathon.

feldy told me to go to bogarts with him tonight. no way no how. sorry feldy, bogarts is out of the question. have fun spending all your money and making a fool out of yourself.

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yo, i got the shit scraped out of my mouth. literally and figuratively. i spit out these chunks of bloody gums and plaque. my gums are in pain. but the dentist put her boob on my head when she was cleaning my mouth, so that's a plus. i kept on trying to swallow, and all the saliva that was built up under my tongue squirt out, all gleek-like. i may have squirted on her face. she wouldn't be the first HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (yes she would).

my mom's getting greek food. i'm going to eat it all.

keep on keepin' on.