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tonight we (bill, tony, feldman, taco, and i) snuck into westbury movies and saw scary movie 2. it was worse than the original, which was bad enough. there were a few chuckles, but it wasn't even worth sneaking in to see.

i got a primus cd, tales from the punchbowl, today from cd warehouse for 7 bucks. it's my first primus cd. they didn't have les claypool's frog brigade, so i just got that instead. it's pretty good. i also got two dvds, mystery science theater 3000: the movie, and dr strangelove. dr strangelove was only 9 bucks, you can't beat that with a nightstick. i'm probably going to watch MST3K tonight. or maybe i just wanted to use that abbreviation.

my hair hurts from wearing a visor. i love the visor though, so i'm gonna keep on a-wearing it.

my favorite campbell's chunky soup is chicken corn chowder. don't knock it until you've tried it, it's the best soup out there.

i'm going to watch MST3K now. there i go again.

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i had some good ideas today. i need to carry a paper and pen with me. boy am i hungry. and i'm tired too. i'm going to eat, then i'm going to sleep. then i'll wake up. i might dream something. last night i had a dream that i was playing pool with this girl from geneseo that was on my floor. she kept on cheating, so i kept re-racking the balls. all of the balls were blue. that girl would have cheated if i played with her in real life, she was a real snob.

boy am i hungry. i think i'll eat something now. a sandwich perhaps? i could really go for some eggs, but the preparation is just too much for this time of day. boy would i like some eggs now. fried eggs, sunny-side up. dip toast in the yolk. all this talk of eggs has made me hungry.

egg salad sandwich, now there is the answer to all of my questions. we have no egg salad. we did a few days ago, but it's long gone now.

remember all the spaghetti in the story strega nona? jeez would i like to live in that village. or how about the time it rained meatballs. remember the caldicott award for illustrations. that shit was the shit.

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i had a dream last night that i found a box of fried chicken on the ground somewhere, i think it was at a carnival or something. i ate one wing and it was delicious. then i picked up another and it was a deep fried baby's arm. so i threw that one away and i picked up another and it was a deep fried baby's arm. then i tried to throw up in the dream, but nothing came out.

whenever i wake up, i have the worst loogies. i can never hock them up because it makes me gag and sometimes i throw up a little. today i hocked a big one and i didn't throw up. i still have some more though.

i just got rid of it.

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tony has ruined all of our plans for the day. because he decided to be a queer and get an earring not long ago, he is suffering the ultimate price of an infection. along with him, bill and i are suffering from a loss of plans for the day. tony has ruined our lives for today.

i just finished watching dr. strangelove. it's a great movie. there is only one woman in it which i find very interesting. i don't think stanley kubrick likes women at all.

well now i'm bored.

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i went to sky drive with bill. it was a relaxed driving session. it's a beautiful day today, i wish tony weren't such an asshole. we would have had an excellent time on the beach.

this outfit that i am wearing is excellent. i don't even know where this shirt is from, it's probably my dad's. well it's mine now, pops. there are still traces of mud on it from when i wore it at the vibes. there are traces of mud everywhere from that expedition.

i can't believe what a waste of the day was. i never really appreciated days like this until i started working at haagen dazs. i bet business was booming today.

i'm hungry, but what else is new?

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i want to put a spitoon in my room. i want to start brushing my teeth whenever i'm at the computer. the idea came to me five minutes ago when i saw toothpaste and a toothbrush that i didn't use at vibes. i might brush the enamel off though.

it's not the greatest idea i've ever had.