jonesin'

i got this music quiz tomorrow. i bet it's going to be hard. whatever man. i really think this worst shape of my life thing is working out. maybe it was a bad idea to start, cause it's gonna be hard to stop. so i only have 2 classes per day. maybe i'll miss bio tomorrow again. then i'll only have one. maybe i should learn my fucking lesson and go to sleep earlier. tonight we made hamburgers with bob's george foreman. the meat was on my floor (still packaged) for about 7 hrs. then we put it in the freezer until we cooked them up. mine was kinda nasty. i ate it anyway. then i had a hotdog. i want to george foreman some more stuff. it's a lot of fun. i think i'd eat about anything cooked in a george foreman. even george foreman himself. that would be pretty ironic, george foreman getting cooked in his own grill. i bet he'd regret putting his name on the label then.

today we had a survivor contest of who could stand on a chair in the study lounge the longest. i lost cause andy and dowd started chanting and dancing on their chairs and i laughed so hard i was gonna pee in my shorts. dowd eventually beat danielle by disrobing and disgusting her with whatever means necessary. i was sitting right near the george foreman as it was burning the rancid meat, so now i smell like burgers. i don't mind so much. i might be losing my mind or something. i gotta find that shit. it's probably around here somewhere.

p.s. before i posted this entry, i spelled "survivor" like "servivor." i wouldn't be too bothered, except the e and the u are relatively distant from each other. i'm gradually become more and more of an idiot. it wasn't the only mistake i had to correct.

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so i missed bio today, as predicted. i guess i turned my alarm off and woke up exactly at 10:30. then i slept for 15 more minutes and got up for music. the quiz wasn't too bad. then i came back, blew up the air matress for sharifa's guest. then ate lunch with the roomie and some other peeps. they dare me (rather, i dared myself and they joined in) to eat an animal cracker with mashed potatoes, honey mustard, and hot sauce on it. so i did. it was pretty gross. then nick and i sat with this girl and then we played this game where you had to throw a cup into the garbage and the other person opens the garbage right when the cup goes in. it's not the best explanation, but it wasn't the best game. none of us could do it. nick hit me with the cup the first time. it didn't hurt.

a lot of stuff is happening this month. i'm not sure if i'm ready. today i didn't feel comfortable in any of the pants i put on. i think i've grown too accustomed to the corduroys. i was thinking about finishing the year in these babies. people keep saying things along the lines of "why do you keep cutting your hair?" i only did it once last week. i hope this clears up any confusion.

i'm in my room doing nothing. i just noticed that i had my headphones on, but no one else was in the room. that's no way to rock out. no the music's pumping and i'm feeling the groove.

skateboarding

well, i went skateboarding after a long recess of sitting on my ass. result: i jumped on the board and my fat ass broke it in half. it was a perfecly good deck. bobert was the one trying to break his. we tried breaking his over my back. that really hurt. then i went into the study lounge and ate some mustard and barbeque sauce. it gave me heartburn and it really sickened the people that were in there.

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i said "hey diff, i'm gonna jump over this flower pot" and then i did and i purposely tripped on the outer rim. it was a great stunt and i want to do it again. i got kinda dirty. i'm thinking about some super powers that i might want:
a) jump off tall building and not get hurt
b) jump and freeze in mid air
c) x-ray vision
d) super smart
e) best insults
f) fastest hands and feet
g) walk without moving feet

i'd want more but i don't want to get greedy.

i also want a one piece jump suit like electricians wear.

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kevin threatened, or offered, to kick my ass. he can if he wants.

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i'm very lazy. a lot of bad things happened today. i'm starting to miss home a lot. i wasn't homesick this whole year. i'm not just homesick. i'm sick of people. i'm sick of home. argh. i dunno man. i'm sick of a lot of things. things used to be a lot better a while ago. fuck this.